Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria (2025)

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1h 53min

Sinopse

À beira de um colapso, Linda precisa lidar com a doença grave da filha, o marido ausente, uma pessoa desaparecida e uma relação cada vez mais absurda com seu terapeuta.

Elenco

Equipe

Tatiana Bears/Co-Producer

Tatiana Bears

Co-Producer

Bruno Vernaschi-Berman/Co-Producer

Bruno Vernaschi-Berman

Co-Producer

Nitasha Bhambree/Stunt Coordinator

Nitasha Bhambree

Stunt Coordinator

Sara Murphy/Producer

Sara Murphy

Producer

Ryan Zacarias/Producer

Ryan Zacarias

Producer

Mary Bronstein/Director

Mary Bronstein

Director

Mary Bronstein/Screenplay

Mary Bronstein

Screenplay

Josh Safdie/Producer

Josh Safdie

Producer

Christopher Messina/Director of Photography

Christopher Messina

Director of Photography

Lucian Johnston/Editor

Lucian Johnston

Editor

Eli Bush/Producer

Eli Bush

Producer

Richie Doyle/Producer

Richie Doyle

Producer

Conor Hannon/Producer

Conor Hannon

Producer

Lauren Ebner/Associate Producer

Lauren Ebner

Associate Producer

Ronald Bronstein/Producer

Ronald Bronstein

Producer

Carmen Navis/Production Design

Carmen Navis

Production Design

Elizabeth Warn/Costume Design

Elizabeth Warn

Costume Design

Filipe Messeder/Supervising Sound Editor

Filipe Messeder

Supervising Sound Editor

Filipe Messeder/Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Filipe Messeder

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Filipe Messeder/Sound Designer

Filipe Messeder

Sound Designer

Geraldine Barón/Casting

Geraldine Barón

Casting

Salome Oggenfuss/Casting

Salome Oggenfuss

Casting

Kyra Boselli/Art Direction

Kyra Boselli

Art Direction

Kaili Corcoran/Set Decoration

Kaili Corcoran

Set Decoration

Matthew Atwood/Gaffer

Matthew Atwood

Gaffer

Mary Bronstein/Executive Producer

Mary Bronstein

Executive Producer

Rose Byrne/Executive Producer

Rose Byrne

Executive Producer

Sarit Klein/Makeup Department Head

Sarit Klein

Makeup Department Head

Pamela May/Hair Department Head

Pamela May

Hair Department Head

Ruy García/Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Ruy García

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Rita Walsh/Co-Producer

Rita Walsh

Co-Producer

Anders Nyman/Visual Effects Supervisor

Anders Nyman

Visual Effects Supervisor

Nick Caramela/Sound Effects Editor

Nick Caramela

Sound Effects Editor

Chris Barnes/Marine Coordinator

Chris Barnes

Marine Coordinator

Laura Heinzinger/Foley Editor

Laura Heinzinger

Foley Editor

Ben Kruse/Foley Editor

Ben Kruse

Foley Editor

Tommy Stang/Foley Artist

Tommy Stang

Foley Artist

Michelle Waldron/Key Makeup Artist

Michelle Waldron

Key Makeup Artist

Eduardo Sobrino/Unit Production Manager

Eduardo Sobrino

Unit Production Manager

Kate Branom/First Assistant Director

Kate Branom

First Assistant Director

Carly Krim/Second Assistant Director

Carly Krim

Second Assistant Director

John Paul Lopez-Ali/Co-Producer

John Paul Lopez-Ali

Co-Producer

Margaux Beck/Associate Producer

Margaux Beck

Associate Producer

J. Izon/Associate Producer

J. Izon

Associate Producer

Dejay Roestenberg/Stunt Double

Dejay Roestenberg

Stunt Double

Mohammed J. Ali/Stunt Double

Mohammed J. Ali

Stunt Double

Declan Mulvey/Stunt Driver

Declan Mulvey

Stunt Driver

Caroline Vexler/Stunt Driver

Caroline Vexler

Stunt Driver

Scott Burik/Utility Stunts

Scott Burik

Utility Stunts

Aaron Vexler/Utility Stunts

Aaron Vexler

Utility Stunts

Anthony Mecca/Utility Stunts

Anthony Mecca

Utility Stunts

Mariusz Kubicki/Utility Stunts

Mariusz Kubicki

Utility Stunts

James Schlittenhart/First Assistant Camera

James Schlittenhart

First Assistant Camera

Alec Nickel/Second Assistant Camera

Alec Nickel

Second Assistant Camera

Lorenzo Zanini/Loader

Lorenzo Zanini

Loader

Logan White/Still Photographer

Logan White

Still Photographer

Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss/Steadicam Operator

Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss

Steadicam Operator

Gordon Bell/Script Supervisor

Gordon Bell

Script Supervisor

Patrick Southern/Sound Mixer

Patrick Southern

Sound Mixer

Deanna Williams/Boom Operator

Deanna Williams

Boom Operator

Samantha Figueira/Art Department Coordinator

Samantha Figueira

Art Department Coordinator

Kalani Akuna/Graphic Designer

Kalani Akuna

Graphic Designer

Dennis Thomas/Art Department Production Assistant

Dennis Thomas

Art Department Production Assistant

John Nunn/On Set Dresser

John Nunn

On Set Dresser

Molly E. Ramsay/Set Dresser

Molly E. Ramsay

Set Dresser

David Dee/Set Dresser

David Dee

Set Dresser

Erik Valentine/Set Dresser

Erik Valentine

Set Dresser

Holly Wilson/Set Dresser

Holly Wilson

Set Dresser

Bridget Rafferty/Property Master

Bridget Rafferty

Property Master

Janelle Jones/Assistant Property Master

Janelle Jones

Assistant Property Master

Nina Bova/Assistant Costume Designer

Nina Bova

Assistant Costume Designer

Willa Piro/Costume Coordinator

Willa Piro

Costume Coordinator

Ruby McCollister/Casting Assistant

Ruby McCollister

Casting Assistant

Emma Warren/Casting Assistant

Emma Warren

Casting Assistant

Elise Raven/Casting Assistant

Elise Raven

Casting Assistant

Meredith Jacobson Marciano/Background Casting Director

Meredith Jacobson Marciano

Background Casting Director

Vicky Donner/Wardrobe Supervisor

Vicky Donner

Wardrobe Supervisor

Caroline Horton/Set Costumer

Caroline Horton

Set Costumer

Katie Cooke/Set Costumer

Katie Cooke

Set Costumer

Chris Curich/Key Hair Stylist

Chris Curich

Key Hair Stylist

Alan Scott/Prosthetic Designer

Alan Scott

Prosthetic Designer

Johann Kunz/Special Effects Supervisor

Johann Kunz

Special Effects Supervisor

Jim Ranker/Special Effects Coordinator

Jim Ranker

Special Effects Coordinator

Pierre Rovira/Construction Coordinator

Pierre Rovira

Construction Coordinator

Chris Keenan/Key Grip

Chris Keenan

Key Grip

Tatiana Bears/Line Producer

Tatiana Bears

Line Producer

Evan Cathcart/Production Coordinator

Evan Cathcart

Production Coordinator

Alethia St. Joan/Production Secretary

Alethia St. Joan

Production Secretary

Mary Beth Minthorn/Executive In Charge Of Production

Mary Beth Minthorn

Executive In Charge Of Production

Jasmin Osean Thomas/Second Second Assistant Director

Jasmin Osean Thomas

Second Second Assistant Director

Callum Stembridge/Second Second Assistant Director

Callum Stembridge

Second Second Assistant Director

Julie Velez/Production Accountant

Julie Velez

Production Accountant

Samantha Santos/Location Manager

Samantha Santos

Location Manager

Katarina Dedicova/Assistant Location Manager

Katarina Dedicova

Assistant Location Manager

Camille Gilbert/Assistant Editor

Camille Gilbert

Assistant Editor

Zulema Young-Toledo/Assistant Editor

Zulema Young-Toledo

Assistant Editor

Nat Jencks/Colorist

Nat Jencks

Colorist

Kim Matullo/Post Production Accountant

Kim Matullo

Post Production Accountant

Kristin Catuogno/ADR Editor

Kristin Catuogno

ADR Editor

Kristin Catuogno/Dialogue Editor

Kristin Catuogno

Dialogue Editor

Abby Harrison/Assistant Sound Editor

Abby Harrison

Assistant Sound Editor

Jared Seidman/ADR Mixer

Jared Seidman

ADR Mixer

Chris Navarro/ADR Mixer

Chris Navarro

ADR Mixer

Jeffrey Roy/ADR Mixer

Jeffrey Roy

ADR Mixer

Melissa Chapman/Music Supervisor

Melissa Chapman

Music Supervisor

Annie Pearlman/Music Supervisor

Annie Pearlman

Music Supervisor

Jesse Morrow/Visual Effects Producer

Jesse Morrow

Visual Effects Producer

Brad Kalinoski/Visual Effects Supervisor

Brad Kalinoski

Visual Effects Supervisor

Hassan Rahim/Main Title Designer

Hassan Rahim

Main Title Designer

Amy Cohn/Unit Publicist

Amy Cohn

Unit Publicist

Natasha Lyonne/Thanks

Natasha Lyonne

Thanks

Sebastian Pardo/Thanks

Sebastian Pardo

Thanks

Amy Seimetz/Thanks

Amy Seimetz

Thanks