Drake Bell

Rick Riker / Dragonfly

Sara Paxton

Jill Johnson

Christopher McDonald

Lou Landers

Leslie Nielsen

Uncle Albert Adams

Kevin Hart

Trey

Marion Ross

Aunt Lucille

Ryan Hansen

Lance Landers

Keith David

The Chief of Police

Brent Spiner

Dr. Strom

Robert Joy

Dr. Hawking

Jeffrey Tambor

Dr. Whitby

Robert Hays

Blaine Riker

Nicole Sullivan

Julia Riker

Sam Cohen

Young Rick

Regina Hall

Mrs. Xavier

Marisa Lauren

Storm

Craig Bierko

Wolverine (scenes deleted)

Richard Tillman

Leg-Shaving Wolverine

Simon Rex

The Human Torch

Dan Castellaneta

Carlson

Atom Gorelick

Stretchy Boy

Alison Woods

Stretchy Girl

Eric Artell

Sneezo

Sean Simms

Barry Bonds

Pamela Anderson

Invisible Girl

Miles Fisher

Tom Cruise

Brian Carpenter

Matthews

Vincent Larusso

Bank Robber

Michael Papajohn

"Gimme your wallet"

Anna Osceola

"Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

Rod McLachlan

Actual Editor

John Getz

Lunatic Editor

Charlene Tilton

Jill's Mother

Jenica Bergere

"Mr. Landers!"

Byrne Offutt

Reporter Ed

Vic Polizos

Undertaker

Daryl J. Johnson

"Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

Kent Shocknek

News Anchor

Amanda Carlin

Principal

Clay Greenbush

Dead Blonde Woman's Husband

Kurt Fuller

Bank Loan Officer

Seth McCook

Paperclip Guy

Craig Mazin

"Okay, I come back"

Jonathan Chase

Onlooker #1

Kourtney Kaas

Onlooker #2

Karlton Johnson

Truck Driver

Charles W. Gray

"Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"

Wendy L. Walsh

Live Reporter

Ian Patrick Williams

King of Sweden

Elisabeth Noone

"Take me...."

Aki Aleong

Dalai Lama

Howard Mungo

Nelson Mandela

David McKnight

Bishop Tutu

Freddie Pierce

Tony Bennett

Steve Monroe

Nerdy Dragonfly

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

Jeremiah Hu

Asian Hourglass

Matt Champagne

"Excuse me, there's a line!"

Susan Breslau

Mourner

Nick Kiriazis

Police Officer

Aubrie Lemon

Dead Blonde Woman

Ajay Mehta

Convenience Store Owner

Cameron Ali Sims

Xavier's Son

Lil' Kim

Xavier's Daughter

Jordan Rubin

The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)

Shanna Beauchamp

Student (uncredited)

James J. Burke

YouTube User (uncredited)

Kristen Endow

HS Student (uncredited)

Timothy Farmer

Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)

Whitney Ann Jenkins

Pink Superhero (uncredited)

James Lew

Shaolin Monk (uncredited)

Alan Mueting

Security Man (uncredited)

Gene Richards

Chicken Man (uncredited)

Marque Richardson

Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Bandit in Alley (uncredited)

Jeffry Tamara

Student (uncredited)

Manu Toigo

Award Presenter (uncredited)

Julie Van

Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)

Tracy Morgan

Professor Xavier

Robert Bezanilla

EMT (uncredited)

Craig Mazin

Producer

Robert K. Weiss

Producer

Matthew Stein

Executive Producer

Harvey Weinstein

Executive Producer

James L. Venable

Original Music Composer

Thomas E. Ackerman

Director of Photography

Andrew S. Eisen

Editor

Heidi Pascoe

Stunt Double

Clay Cullen

Stunts

Al Goto

Stunts

Greg Norberg

Producer

David Siegel

Unit Production Manager

Robin Mulcahy Fisichella

Production Supervisor

Merribelle Anderson

Key Hair Stylist

Janeen Schreyer

Makeup Department Head

Lori McCoy-Bell

Hair Department Head

Carol Ramsey

Costume Design

Bob Ziembicki

Production Design

Jill Sprayregen Henkel

Set Decoration

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Stunts

Bevin Kaye

Stunts

Rick Avery

Stunt Coordinator

Joni Avery

Stunts

Craig Mazin

Director

David Zucker

Producer

Craig Mazin

Writer

Whitney Coleman

Stunts

Charles Croughwell

Stunt Coordinator

Gregory J. Barnett

Stunts

Katie Gill

Stunt Double

Dan Schalk

Editor

Craig Herring

Editor

Jimmy N. Roberts

Utility Stunts

Bob Weinstein

Executive Producer

Clinton Wayne

Special Effects Key Makeup Artist

Carrick O'Quinn

Stunts

James Lew

Stunts

Drake Bell

Theme Song Performance