Robbie Coltrane

Max

Adrian Edmondson

Billy

Dawn French

Frances

Nigel Planer

Stan

Peter Richardson

Rollo

Jennifer Saunders

Cathy

Kathy Burke

Mary

Derren Nesbitt

General Galtieri

Ronald Allen

Captain Phillips

Lemmy Kilmister

Rico

Kevin Allen

Frenchman

Jeff Beck

Self

Llew Gardner

Commentator

Jimmy Fagg

Soldier

Pete Richens

Soldier

Peter Richardson

Writer

Mike Heales

Editor

Geoff Hogg

Editor

Michael White

Executive Producer

Mick Rudman

Editor

Lolli Kimpton

Producer

Peter Richardson

Director

Pete Richens

Writer

Pete Richens

Associate Producer

John Metcalfe

Cinematography