Elenco
Madonna
Bruna
Jeremy Pattnosh
Dashiel
Charles Kurtz
Raymond Hall
Kate Magill
Susan Porter
Timmy Leight
The Landlady
Michael Dane
Transvestite Slave
Russell O. Lome
Male Slave
Angi Smit
Female Slave
Joseph Pattnosh
Father
Ann Pattnosh
Mother
John Joseph Pattnosh
Young David
Chuck Varesko
Narrator
Karl Ludwig Selig
Professor Mann
Ed Krakaur
Learning Center Friend
Charles Daguerre Alvaré
Preston Basset (as Charles Daguerre Alvare)
Daniel Merrit Lundquist
Basset's Friend
Brian D. Coleman
Snob with Glasses
Peg Kronnenberger
"Such a Jerk" Girl
Dianne O'Shey
Susan's Friend
David Stone
Seated Bore at Party
Ron Sterel
Male Listener No. 1
Sandy Stern
Male Listener No. 2
Victoria Chalk
Female Listener / Chorus Girl with Gag
Mohammed
First Waiter
Jason
Limousine Driver
Helga Parmutter
Waitress