Rik Mayall

Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)

Adrian Edmondson

Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)

Alexei Sayle

Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)

Andy de la Tour

Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)

Anne Nolan

Herself (archive footage)

Ben Elton

Baz (archive footage)

Christopher Ryan

Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)

Fenella Fielding

Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)

Gareth Marks

Receptionist (archive footage)

Hank Marvin

Himself (archive footage)

Helen Lederer

Lady Natasha, Third Viscountess of Moldavia (archive footage)

John Abbott

Mormon (archive footage)

John Bird

Father (archive footage)

John Wells

Doctor (archive footage)

Jonathan Stratt

Constable Jones (archive footage)

Kelly Hunter

Mrs. Gascoigne (archive footage)

Lee Cornes

Dick Head (archive footage)

Lisa Coleman

Doreen (archive footage)

Mark Arden

Father on Cornflakes Box / Shooting Gallery Stallholder (archive footage)

Mark Lambert

Gasman (archive footage)

Michael Redfern

Mr. Cooper (archive footage)

Nicholas Parsons

Himself (archive footage)

Nigel Planer

Neil Pye / Ralph Filthy (archive footage)

Patsy Rowlands

Lil Potato (archive footage)

Robert Llewellyn

Mr. N. Stiles (archive footage)

Roger Brierley

Sir Roger Cobham (archive footage)

Cliff Richard

Himself (archive footage)

Steven O'Donnell

Spudgun (archive footage)

Terry Jones

Drunk Vicar (archive footage)

Kevin Allen

Marcel (archive footage) (uncredited)

Kate Ashfield

Mrs. Hardy (archive footage) (uncredited)

Rupert Bates

Mr. Wormwood (archive footage) (uncredited)

Caroline Gruber

Maid (archive footage) (uncredited)

Clair Hill

Girl on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ceri Jackson

Mother on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)

Peter Laxton

Boy on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)

Pauline Melville

Mrs. Basterd (archive footage) (uncredited)

Bill Nighy

Mr. Johnson (archive footage) (uncredited)

Lisa Palfrey

Mrs. Nice (archive footage) (uncredited)

Simon Pegg

Mr. Nice (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jennifer Saunders

Helen Mucus / Anita Harris (archive footage) (uncredited)

Julia Sawalha

Veronica Head (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mel Smith

Jumbo Whiffy (archive footage) (uncredited)

Tip Tipping

Constable Jenkins (archive footage) (uncredited)

Peter Wear

Witchfinder (archive footage) (uncredited)