Elenco
Jim O'Rear
Jumpin' Jim
Bryan Wilson
Bryan the Maniac
Robert Englund
Robert
Tony Todd
T
Danielle Harris
Danielle
William Forsythe
Bill
Ernie Hudson
Ernie
Cerina Vincent
Cerina
Tom Savini
Interrupting Tom
Debbie Rochon
THAT Debbie Rochon
Doug Bradley
Jim's Dad
Daniel Emery Taylor
The Angry Hampster
Ari Lehman
First Jason
Judith O'Dea
Lovely Judy
Billy Drago
Spankin' Bill
Bill Johnson
Spooky Bill
Wil Wheaton
Scapegoat #1
Michael Berryman
Mike
Joseph Pilato
Rainbow Joe
S. William Hinzman
Zombie #1
Ken Sagoes
Paranoid Ken
Scout Taylor-Compton
Scouty
Kris Kristofferson
Kris
James Hampton
James Hampton
Mel Tillis
M...M...M...Mel
Terrance Zdunich
Self
Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
Lloyd Kaufman
Uncle Lloyd
Shannon Sylvia
Shannon
Beverly Randolph
Bev
Brandon O'Rear
Bucky the Stalker
Bob Bower
Bwana
Rupert Boneham
Rupert
David Polk
Droopy Dave
Mandy Barnett
Mandy
Sandahl Bergman
Self
Mark Burchett
Press Conference Attendee
Jessica Cameron
Awards Show Presenter
Jack Carter
Jack
Andrea Collins
Jim & Bryan's Girlfriend 1
John de Lancie
John
George Demick
Bigfoot George
James Doohan
James (archive footage)
Monique Dupree
Self
Ron Ely
Ron (archive footage)
Norman Fell
Norman (archive footage)
Mandy Hawley
Jim & Bryan's Girlfriend 2
Kevin Herren
WTF Yo guy
Catherine Hicks
Self
Jamey Johnson
What Am I Doing Here?
Robert Keeshan
Bob (archive footage)
Corey Miller
Press Conference Attendee
Lorrie Morgan
Lorrie
Bill Moseley
Bill
Nostradamus
Self
Penelope Paradise
Ass Kicker PP
Butch Patrick
Butch
Jeff Preston
Neurosurgeon Jeff
Meinhardt Raabe
Meinhardt (archive footage)
Saint
Saint
Al Snow
Philosopher Al
P.J. Soles
Self
Fred Travalena
Fred
Juliette Vincent
Anime Fan
Caroline Williams
Self
Jim Wynorski
Self
Ami Taylor
Press Conference Attendee (uncredited)