Peter Sellers

Major Bloodnok

Spike Milligan

Pvt. Eccles

Harry Secombe

Harry Jones

Michael Bentine

Prof. Osrick Pureheart

Robert Cawdron

Sergeant Bullshine

Graham Stark

Spider

Miriam Karlin

Woman in Shop

Sidney Vivian

Landlord

Howell Evans

Eunice Gayson

Officer's Wife

Carole Carr

Carole Gayley

Maclean Rogers

Director